Cheer up, Santa's coming...

...and he found the heroin you left him!

This is most likely going to be it from me for the year, unless I come across a computer on my travels somewhere - not that likely given we'll be in the Tasmanian wilderness. I just wanted to leave you with a few messages of joy and love from...

...convicted felon Santa

...devil Santa (note that you can switch the letters in Santa to make Satan)

...haemorrhoid Santa

...black and white minstrel Santa

...paedophile Santa (Santa looooves children)

Happy holidays and keep your kiddies away from the fat man!