Bandannas, evil, and other stuff

I've been flat out lately and haven't been able to post much, but that is all going to change now that hubby and I have a new family member, Roger. Here's Roger's picture:

We love Roger. Love him like a son. Here's little Roger wearing his CanTeen bandanna/monitor-dustcover:

And it's just in time that we got him too because lots of things are happening that need to be reported. Like these nanna-made knitted toys that I picked up from Red Cross for example. A rather nice kangaroo taken in a very unflattering light and hence looking rather not nice:

And a puppet which I suspect was not crocheted by a nanna at all but by some slightly unhinged "artiste". Frankly I've always been a little suspicious of crochet, and I regard this as proof of its evilness. This disturbing creation is some kind of morph of a cat and an alien (or maybe a pirate). Beware his shiny knitted hook:

Speaking of evilness (yes, when I don't write for a few days there are a few things I have to get off my chest), we watched a DVD of Amityville Horror (the original) on Roger last night (and it was such better quality than watching on the telly), and I discovered that the chick who played Kathy Lutz reminds me of someone I know in life and who I feel may be entirely evil. Or at least really damn rude.

In the interests of positivity, happiness, and PMS not completely taking over my otherwise nice-as-pie demeanour, I will say no more.